I am Arwen, ruler of this land, High Queen of All That Is. You may take my photograph. Yes, you - human. You may take my photograph, and then fetch my dinner.
Cute? No, I am cute! This odious fluffball is repugnant!
Adorable? No, this fluffball is neither cute nor adorable! I am cute and adorable. Focus that camera on me!
You, stay down there.This dining space is mine!
Humans! Remove the fluffball from my presence!
It is still here. Must I take matters into my own paws?
Come here, little Fluffy Fluffy...
Why do you look at me like that? Cats cannot pick up hammers!
Now, the little fluffy is asleep. Good Fluffly Fluffy! I am Arwen, the Freaky Cat. I am very sneaky, no?
I was not going to anything to the sleepy little fluffball.